HISTORY TEST Copy this and email it to your friends


     Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history They actually happened!!!

    Do you remember?

    -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
   a. Superman
   b. Jay Lenno
   c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

   1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

   2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
   a. Lost Norwegians
   b. Elvis
   c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    3.During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
   a. John Dillinger
   b. The King of Sweden
   c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

   4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:    a. A pizza delivery boy
   b. Pee Wee Herman
   c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown ove rboard in his wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passenger s was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

   7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

   8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jo rdan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

   9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’ s women problems
    c. The World Wr estling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

   10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
        into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by t he passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

   11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
     a . Bonnie and Clyde
     b. Captain Kangaroo
     c. Billy Graham
 d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

      13. 2004 – Spain Railwayy bombings.
        Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


      14. 2005 London Railway bombings
Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Nope, I really don’t see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

    So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile
    certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents of the President’s
    security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

    Let’s send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart
    common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves – if they have any such sense.

    As the writer of the award winning story “Forrest Gump” so aptly put it, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

      Come on people wake up!!!
    Keep this going. Pass it on to everyone in your address book.
    Our Country and our troops need our support and prayers.

Why this man should give us all nightmares

Why this man should give us all nightmares

By ANN LESLIE 23:44pm 22nd August 2006

Iran’s president Almadinejad: Threatened to wipe
off the map

Why shouldn’t
Iran have nuclear weapons? We have them, so has America, France, Russia, Israel, China, Pakistan, India and possibly
North Korea. So why make such a fuss about

After all, we gulped, but then decided to accept Pakistan’s and
India’s nuclear bombs. Why? Because we recognised that their bombs are, essentially, a continuation of the Mutually Assured Destruction doctrine which, as a deterrent, kept us from nuclear Armageddon throughout the Cold War.

In fact, it could be argued that, not long ago, the M.A.D. doctrine actually kept Pakistan and India from going to war yet again over

So why shouldn’t Iran have nuclear bombs to deter attack from the ‘Great Satan’, America, let alone the two ‘Little Satans’, Israel and Britain? Sounds reasonable. But that pre-supposes that the Iranian regime is reasonable.

The mullah-mafia lied through their teeth for 18 years, denying they had a nuclear programme, despite their obligations under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

And all the evidence shows that they are lying now when they say they only want nuclear power for ‘peaceful energy purposes’, despite sitting on some of the largest oil reserves in the world.

But, alas, there’s nothing which we would recognise as ‘reasonable’ about President Ahmadinejad, the small, bearded blacksmith’s son from the slums of Tehran – who denies the existence of the Holocaust, promises to ‘wipe Israel off the map’ and who, moreover, urges Iranians to ‘prepare to take over the world’.

The UN gave him until August 31 to reply to its package of proposals designed to stop his nuclear programme. Significantly he chose yesterday to, in effect, reject the UN ultimatum because yesterday was a sacred day in the Islamic calendar.

It is the day on which the Prophet Mohammed made his miraculous night flight from
Jerusalem to heaven and back on Buraq, the winged horse.

As one Iranian exile told me yesterday: ‘The trouble with you secular people is that you don’t realise how firmly Ahmadinejad believes – literally – in things like the winged horse. By choosing this date for his decision, he is telling his followers that he is going to obey his religious duty.

‘And he believes that his religious duty is to create chaos and bloodshed in the “infidel” world, in order to hasten the return of the Mahdi – the Hidden Imam. So don’t expect him to behave, in your eyes, “reasonably”.’

So who is this Hidden Imam? He was a direct descendant of the Prophet Mohammed who, at the age of five, disappeared down a well around AD940. He will only return after a period of utter chaos and bloodshed, whereupon peace, justice and Islam will reign worldwide.

When I was in
Tehran, Ahmadinejad was its mayor, and an Iranian friend with links to the city council told me: ‘He’s instructed the council to build a grand avenue to prepare for the Mahdi’s return.

‘I wouldn’t mind that, because our roads are rotten – it’s just that the motivation for this expensive avenue strikes me as completely crazy.’

On coming to power, in order to hasten the return of the Hidden Imam, the Iranian President allocated the equivalent of £10m for the building of a blue-tiled mosque at Jamkaran, south of the capital, where the five-year-old Hidden Imam was said to have disappeared down the well.

When the President drew up a list of his cabinet ministers, he’s rumoured to have dropped their names down the well in order to benefit from its alleged divine connection.

Previous Iranian negotiators from the mullah-mafia elite were corrupt, sinuous and deceitful – but, when necessary, could be pragmatic. You could, to a certain extent, do business with them.

Many of these mullahs would not – despite their rhetoric – welcome the bloody destruction of the Western world, not least because they have stuffed their wealth into secret ‘infidel’ bank accounts overseas.

The Western-educated nephew of one such wealthy mullah said to me: ‘Ahmadinejad’s fruitcake theology scares us as much as it should scare you!’

But according to the political editor of
Iran’s Resalat newspaper, the President’s apocalyptic mindset ‘makes you very strong. If I think the Mahdi will come in two, three, or four years, why should I be soft? Now is the time to stand strong, to be hard’.

Warm and welcoming

Of course ordinary Iranians are not, on the whole, apocalyptic types: they are warm, welcoming to ‘infidels’ like me and, frankly, deeply fed up.

They don’t obsess about the return of the Mahdi, they don’t want nuclear weapons, and they certainly don’t want an apocalyptic world war.

As one young Tehrani told me: ‘I don’t know why we are spending so much time antagonising he West. We’re just getting more and more isolated, and our economy is in a complete mess.’

The young are not even that interested in religion: a recent poll of young Iranians showed that only 5 per cent watched religious programmes, and only 6 per cent said that they were interested in religion at all.

Seventy per cent of Iranians are under the age of 30, and what they want is to be able to have fun, to travel and, above all, to have jobs.

But the puritanism, corruption, cruelty and incompetence of the regime induces fatalisticdepression and drives all too many of them to drugs:
Iran now has (and, surprisingly, has acknowledged) one of the highest drug addiction rates in the world.


So why is Ahmadinejad – as a result of this stand-off with the West – suddenly so popular among the grassroots?

It’s partly a matter of Persian nationalist pride: Iranians – who are not Arabs – remember how they once possessed a great empire and were the supreme power in the
Middle East.

They share with Ahmadinejad the yearning that they should be so once again. And they remember how the Western powers exploited and manipulated them in the past and fear they may do so again.

Even the most pro-Western of those I have met were horrified at the thought of
America attempting to bomb their nuclear plants, let alone mount an invasion.

Ahmadinejad is triumphant about the ‘victory’ over Israel in Lebanon by
Iran’s proxy, Hezbollah.

But ordinary Iranians – while shocked at the devastation caused by Israel – have long felt resentful about the amounts of money, let alone weaponry, that Iran shovels into Hezbollah’s armed ‘state-within-a-state’ in southern Lebanon.

After Friday prayers in Tehran one day, which included the ritual ‘Death to Israel!’ chants, one young graduate, with no hope of a job, told me: ‘Look, I don’t care about
Israel. That’s a problem for the Arabs, not for us.’

At a union May Day rally this year, one placard daringly read: ‘Forget about
Palestine! What about us?’

So what happens next? Sanctions, probably. But the kind of sanctions which hurt ordinary, poverty-stricken Iranians too much would be counterproductive. Those which most hurt the elite would be preferable: international banking restrictions will damage the corrupt mullahs, and a form of oil sanctions may also put pressure on them.

Despite those massive oil reserves,
Iran actually has to import over 40 per cent of its refined oil because, thanks to its incompetence, it never got around to building enough refining capacity.

There are no easy answers. But nuclear-weapon technology in the hands of an Iranian President obsessed with ‘ fruitcake theology’ and the destruction of all ‘infidels’ is something which should keep us all awake at night.