Subject: why I’m voting DemocratI’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of
Iraq I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good
people.I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if
it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit
some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t
have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don’t want
to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I’m votin g Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn’t.
Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote
Republican , now doesn’t it
OH !! Now that I think about , I guess I will vote for Mc Cain, I guess I will stay married to Moe after all its been 42 yrs and she has not failed me yet.and I don’t want to be a socialists yet !!!Let the Democrats marry their DOG,s who cares !!!