Left vs right

Left vs right

 One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
 asked about his bill and the barber replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot
 accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week”. The
 florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
 Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card
 and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

 Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
 bill the barber again replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot accept money
 from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The cop is happy
 and leaves the shop.
 Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
 card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

 Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
 his bill the barber again replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot take money
 from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The Republican is
 very happy and leaves the shop.
 Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
 and a dozen different books such as “How to Improve Your Business”
 and “Becoming More Successful.”

 Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
 Bill the barber again replies: “I’m sorry, I cannot accept money
 from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The Democrat is
 very happy and leaves the shop.
 The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
 Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

 And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
 left and right.
 God Bless America!

One Response to “Left vs right”

  1. cumby Says:

    Ooh, that’s gotta hurt! [rimshot] 😆


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