Uh, no, I’m not a terrorist…I don’t know how that phone got there…
The Courier-Mail’s headline for this one is “Terror link probed.” Yes, that’s right. By Greg Stolz and Paula Doneman in The Courier-Mail, with thanks to Warren:
A SELF-proclaimed British multi-millionaire named Mohammed Islam who was arrested on the Gold Coast with almost $120,000 in cash is under investigation as to whether he has terrorist connections. Queensland police yesterday refused to comment on their investigation into the man, 22, but at this stage there is reportedly no evidence to link him with terrorist activity.Islam allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station on Thursday night.
Give the man a break. Maybe he lost the belt clip for his phone.